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Saturday, July 18, 2009

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Ello.. going to type very fast today cuz got no time. Going to be a lot of typos....

Just posting to clarify the thing between me and that guy. He not happy, i not happy... So yeah. This little family tree is going to end soon. And.. we didn't like break up, and we were never together. And thus, i am not at all heartbroken. You guys seriouly very bo liao leh. So yeah... Avoid mentioning the me and him thing leh. I beg you... And... He is like so not my type, thank you very much. Keep this up and I will think you are very immature, even though me myself am immature.

Yeah and i'm also kind of thankful to the whole H1N1 thing. So SJAB training, no foor drill. Yay. BFA is postponed. Double yay.

Got sci test tomorrow must study study study.


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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Ellos people. I guess I abandoned this blog for quite a while. Hows the holidays been treating you so far? Sian right? Secondary friends are fun but they come from all over the place. Hard to meet up and chat. And the the teacher give us so much homework, except for the science teachers (THANK YOU!!!)

So yeah... Chocked with activities, no time to relax. Jialin is in China, so... Yeah. You know what that means... No ridiculous outfits to laugh at for two whole weeks... The funniest one so far is her emo look. At least she stopped being late. :)

And now we got mio TV. I don't use it often since its free and we don't get the good channels. But anywayz we still get 4 free movies per month. Yay? But my sister wasted it. Bolt happens to be one of the movies she chose. (Featuring the voice of Miley Cyrus)

Training During the holidays is quite ok, and theres hardly any drill besides the opening and closing parade. The seniors are now nicer to us :) (probably because they read our reflections?)
During the Singma first-aid competion the we very bo liao so we started stalking a guy with extremely shiny boots. And then we found out he happens to be the cheif judge (No wonder!)

Still a bit of homework to do, but can manage, lar.


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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Had a happy day? I'm going to end it, whether you like it or not. Here is another complain, dedicated to all the happy people in the world, in an attempt turn them all emo.

First issue to address : No one is visiting the save the monkeys website! Visit, visit, visit. I keep telling you! If you don't visit, I'm gonna shove this poem in your face:

Doom.
Soon.
Boom.

Next! Wore half St John uni for the first time. (And I do not look like a nurse! It was supposed to make me look important for once in my life, I think) Hot sun + Black boots and black socks = Burning piggies. My toes are on fire, man! Worse still, this batch of seniors are fiercer than the last. ( Don't tell them, K?) And then theres more training next tuesday. Sian... Have I made the right choice going to St John? Is foot drill worth the CCA points? Alas, I must hand on if I want to order my juniors around in the future.

Here a joke to brighten your day after ruining it :

A rich man was having an affair with a woman. There was one time they forgot to use those stretchy banana cover and the woman got another bigger, new and improved bump on her body. As the rich man didn't want to want to ruin his already ruined reputation and marriage, he asked the woman to give birth in a faraway country and when the child is born, the woman will sent him a postcard with the word "spagetthi" so his the man's wife would not find out. The man would start funing the childs expenses until the child turns eighteen.

Nine months later, the rich man retured home to find his wife looking very puzzled. She showed him the strange postcard : " Spagetthi, Spagetthi, Spagetthi. Two with meatballs, one without."


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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Ellos people. Long time no post. (Sigh... I'm back to my old habit again...) Guess I have nothing better to do. Ok then, lets review on my life.

I can summarise my whole life in one word : STRESSFUL. So many exams coming up. We were given an impromptu oral exam. No wonder i felt something was fishy when there wasn't any oral exam mention in the mid-year paper. Don't tell me there will also be an impromptu Listening Comprehansion as well? So sian. And then my holidays are chocked up with St. John Activities. I now realise that holidays in secondary school means you don't have to see your form teacher's face. But learning takes place all the same.

But still at least theres the class outing. Everyone is so enthu... Go East Caost park barbeque. I would love to see the BCA people transport charcoal and raw meat on the MRT. Or at least to the cinema if it rains. Never let the overpriced snack shop earn money. Go there and sell BBQ. Hopefully I will not burn down another trash bin this year. (As recalled from last year)

Other than that lifes pretty boring. Really miss primary school life when everyone was so naive and innocent. (sort of.) And we goof off after school to buy bubble tea everyday. Good times, good times. Can anyone organise a 6E reunion in the holidays?


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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Ello, people. I'm tired of saying long time no post already, as you can tell from my previous posts, so I'm not going to.

All this is so sian. The exams are coming and everything is project, project, project. That secondary school life for you, I guess. I die liao. Do what, study, study, study. More bloody projects coming my way. Hopefully no more maths trail for the post exam activities.

Too busy to care about my social life liao. Miss primary school when I'm so free and everyone is so... cute. (Especially teh Emil) Not that I want to be a refugee center again, but at least I'm treated well enough. Everyday play play after PSLE. So nice. You know, people are always talking about other people to me behind their backs, like, " I don't really like her, she is like so." Not everyone is lovable, and who knows you might very well be talking behind my back too. Heh heh... I'm thought I sounded like an advice column just now, aunt agony, auntie sunshine...

Hmm... refer back to the first line of this post, and then return here. Maybe I should say, " So long haven't post about happy stuff liao..."


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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hey...so long never post liao. This damn computer internet sok-sok de, load cbox load so slow... So i din see what you post for some time. I check if I have the time.

Today so tired, siah... feel like dying. First time wearing full uni. ( Hides behind random person ) So many attire problems. Gd thing we let off. So going to miss platoon 4. Hope our new CCA leaders are just as nice. But I'm not the one taking the biggest blow. Dawn is going to miss Erwin terribly. If only she heed my advice and confessed her feelings. Going to get Yuling and Jocelyn to tell her off. There goes her one shot at love. But still, people will be too concerned about Dawn and Erwin to care about me and that guy. That's good.

I wuz so bored I decided to take few personality quizzes. I got "EMO" in 4/5 of my quizzes. I wuz like WTF? So wud I like black and listen to Emo bands and inflict pain on myself when I'm depressed. I dun cry often or fuss abt little stuff ok?

Lessee... what else to talk about. So long has passed and yet nothing interesting happen. Siah. OK, so I comment about the UG people I seen wearing thier well, uniforms.

Jikang : Scary!!! This ain't a horror movie. The mole is a nice touch, though.
Zhenyi : More adorable than usual.
Hongyu : Ok, I guess
Shannon: ...
Dawn : Refer to Zhenyi
Me : ... (Hides in toilet)

So thats all. Yeah. Sayonara. Zai Jian. Ciao. Adios.


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