Saturday, May 23, 2009
Had a happy day? I'm going to end it, whether you like it or not. Here is another complain, dedicated to all the happy people in the world, in an attempt turn them all emo.
First issue to address : No one is visiting the save the monkeys website! Visit, visit, visit. I keep telling you! If you don't visit, I'm gonna shove this poem in your face:
Doom.
Soon.
Boom.
Next! Wore half St John uni for the first time. (And I do not look like a nurse! It was supposed to make me look important for once in my life, I think) Hot sun + Black boots and black socks = Burning piggies. My toes are on fire, man! Worse still, this batch of seniors are fiercer than the last. ( Don't tell them, K?) And then theres more training next tuesday. Sian... Have I made the right choice going to St John? Is foot drill worth the CCA points? Alas, I must hand on if I want to order my juniors around in the future.
Here a joke to brighten your day after ruining it :
A rich man was having an affair with a woman. There was one time they forgot to use those stretchy banana cover and the woman got another bigger, new and improved bump on her body. As the rich man didn't want to want to ruin his already ruined reputation and marriage, he asked the woman to give birth in a faraway country and when the child is born, the woman will sent him a postcard with the word "spagetthi" so his the man's wife would not find out. The man would start funing the childs expenses until the child turns eighteen.
Nine months later, the rich man retured home to find his wife looking very puzzled. She showed him the strange postcard : " Spagetthi, Spagetthi, Spagetthi. Two with meatballs, one without."
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Sunday, May 10, 2009
Ellos people. Long time no post. (Sigh... I'm back to my old habit again...) Guess I have nothing better to do. Ok then, lets review on my life.
I can summarise my whole life in one word : STRESSFUL. So many exams coming up. We were given an impromptu oral exam. No wonder i felt something was fishy when there wasn't any oral exam mention in the mid-year paper. Don't tell me there will also be an impromptu Listening Comprehansion as well? So sian. And then my holidays are chocked up with St. John Activities. I now realise that holidays in secondary school means you don't have to see your form teacher's face. But learning takes place all the same.
But still at least theres the class outing. Everyone is so enthu... Go East Caost park barbeque. I would love to see the BCA people transport charcoal and raw meat on the MRT. Or at least to the cinema if it rains. Never let the overpriced snack shop earn money. Go there and sell BBQ. Hopefully I will not burn down another trash bin this year. (As recalled from last year)
Other than that lifes pretty boring. Really miss primary school life when everyone was so naive and innocent. (sort of.) And we goof off after school to buy bubble tea everyday. Good times, good times. Can anyone organise a 6E reunion in the holidays?
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