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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Hey. Salutations and some other stuff... Just wanna say that Dawn and Yuling have cleared their debts. ( They've been pestering me to post this!) But Joyce still owes me my chicken, and Acillas Brian Joshua Pelaez still owes me $ 1.50. (You think I forgot, eh?)

So thats settled. A lot of tests recently, hardly have anytime to post... Stressed. So yeah... Anyways, pictures of me are running loose in all your handphones. DELETE THEM IMMEDIATELY OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. (That being me destroying your memory cards. You don't want that to happen, right? So do as I say. This is not a request, it is a demand!)

Sigh... Didn't do so well for performance poetry, barely passed. Just wish Ivan would wear those spectacles of his. I don't know boys are so mindful of their appearance. The actual test is tomorrow, and we haven't done much to improve. Predicting we will get an earful from Ms Pay tomorrow...

Beginning to settle into St. Johns, maybe foot drill isn't so bad after all. I wanna start marching soon... Standing on the same plot of land is of no interest to me. And the first aid manual is sooo expensive. $26. Just imagine how much chicken of monkey merchandise I could buy with that.

Last of all, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the SAC scholarship. I need to buy a dictionary for home use, chinese assessment and some other guidebooks. For those who know me, I usually buy those with good quality, so I need the money real bad. I can;t dig the money out of my wallet cuz hamster bedding is expensive. Wish me luck!


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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hey again.... As you have noticed, I changed my blogskin. You like? Wondering why its not monkeys? Because Dawn, Yuling and Joyce made me drop my expensive grilled chicken to day. Special message to the : I WANT MY CHICKEN BACK!!!

You all know about that stupid family tree right? Its like so confusing!!! I don't even know how many children I have. I can only remember Dawn, Yuling, Tinghui and Timothy. And then my husband is still HIM, the clueless one who does not know he's also a victim of the family tree. And then my sisters are Joyca and Yiling and my so-called parents are Felicia and Darren. Brian and Voltaire are well... Wei Quan's women. Then Brian + Wei Quan = Kenny aka 007. So yea.... Are you confused?

Today have history test... It's nothing much actually. I don't even need to use the textbook but then I'm not sure I will get good marks... And mother tongue lesson is so boring... Our teacher is a nice person and all, but she dosen't know how to make a lesson interesting... Then I join the Scrabble team. I dunno how to play at first, but then its kinda simple, I think. So many srange 2 letter words. I think I'm gonna die. Going to play against St. Nick, RI, Serangoon, maybe HCI and some others...


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Friday, February 6, 2009

Another day of St John's... I HATE FOOTDRILL! Kinda interested in first aid though. It seem so easy to earn CCA points there. Goodie. But man, it's like damn tiring. So we are gonna sell cookies and gifts in our valentine's day fair to raise funds. Hopefully no one plays the secret admirer trick on me.

So anyway, my homework is piling up and I have like three minor tests next week. A bit pressurized, although not very. Did I tell you my new my new group of friends are obssesed with Fahrenheit? I only like one of the mmbers, Calvin, cuz I think he looks like a monkey. You know what? He also like monkeys. That's something we have in common. I'm not that sort of sqeauling fangirl though.

So I guess that's all. Don't forget me, stay in school, I miss Northland, honesty is the best policy and some other nonsence.


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