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Friday, January 30, 2009

School is like damn tiring lor... Yesterday onli 9.20 then reach home because to PTR and CCA. Btw, did I tell you I got into St. John's? So we keep doing foot drill for two hours straight , the same movements over and over again... When are we going to start first aid? The seniors are so lucky... They get to go to the Chingay parade to do duty.

Anywayz... So of you might have heard the rumours about me and Wei Quan... I'm telling you, IT'S NOT TRUE! I'm like damn pissed off... Whats more, the rumours have internet matchmaking and rumours to back them up! Then one day I'm doing duty and I found a note that says 'Hello beautiful'. I'm sure you knew what happened after that; What a drag... The girls even made names for our 'never going to exist' kids. Eg. Monkey Seah Shu Quan . Then most stupid thing is that they stop calling me by my real name and start calling me Shu Quan. And as time passes, they stopped it. You think its over? Its not. Instaed of calling me Shu Quan, they call me WEI QUAN... Worse, rite? Right now they are making names for our non-existent grandkids. Since hes gonna be sittin next to me for like the next few months, I gonna be miserable unless the rumours stop... its not that I hate him but then... Can't we be known as deskmates, friends, enemies of anything? I'm just not into BGR. Oh yea. I'm just writing to complain, not to make the rumours more famous.This blog dosen't have much readers anyway so don't piss me off any farther.

Oh yea. Remember to vit the save the monkeys website http://savethemonkeys.hpage.com. Yea.. And it guess thats it! That all folks and NEVER EVER BELIEVE THOSE RUMOURS!!!!


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