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Friday, January 30, 2009

School is like damn tiring lor... Yesterday onli 9.20 then reach home because to PTR and CCA. Btw, did I tell you I got into St. John's? So we keep doing foot drill for two hours straight , the same movements over and over again... When are we going to start first aid? The seniors are so lucky... They get to go to the Chingay parade to do duty.

Anywayz... So of you might have heard the rumours about me and Wei Quan... I'm telling you, IT'S NOT TRUE! I'm like damn pissed off... Whats more, the rumours have internet matchmaking and rumours to back them up! Then one day I'm doing duty and I found a note that says 'Hello beautiful'. I'm sure you knew what happened after that; What a drag... The girls even made names for our 'never going to exist' kids. Eg. Monkey Seah Shu Quan . Then most stupid thing is that they stop calling me by my real name and start calling me Shu Quan. And as time passes, they stopped it. You think its over? Its not. Instaed of calling me Shu Quan, they call me WEI QUAN... Worse, rite? Right now they are making names for our non-existent grandkids. Since hes gonna be sittin next to me for like the next few months, I gonna be miserable unless the rumours stop... its not that I hate him but then... Can't we be known as deskmates, friends, enemies of anything? I'm just not into BGR. Oh yea. I'm just writing to complain, not to make the rumours more famous.This blog dosen't have much readers anyway so don't piss me off any farther.

Oh yea. Remember to vit the save the monkeys website http://savethemonkeys.hpage.com. Yea.. And it guess thats it! That all folks and NEVER EVER BELIEVE THOSE RUMOURS!!!!


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Saturday, January 3, 2009

Hey guys. Too busy at school so din't have time to post. So I just give summary of what happened so far...

The first day of school was really out of this world. Woke up at 5.45, go through the same morning routine... blah blah blah. Got on 812 . Suprisingly no one got off with me... very awkward leh... Walk walk walk, rwach school. Assemble in parade square, sing national anthem. Then listen to the ridiculously long speech. After that, go back to class.

Our form teacher is Mrs Tan. Keep talking about admin stuff like Mrs Cha. Same rules as Mrs Cha, (including the stand at the back of the class rule.) Everything was the same as Mrs Cha, until she used the word emo... I was like wad the hell?! Then she hold us back like Mrs Cha. The food looks appetising but Im not hungry leh, so I din eat any. After that we leart to sing the school song and the rally song. (Although I dunno wad the hell that is) The teacher said there are techno, rap and other versions to the song, but we only learn the cambridge version. Borring!!!!!

After that we play game. The first one is bomb. 20 pairs of shoes are placed in a square, and you face backwards. Your teamates are supposed to tell you the directions so you won't step on a shoe. The goal is to send as many teammates to the other side as possible.

Second day of Orientation. We went for amazing race. That part is damn tiring. First we walked from the school to Shell petrol station. Then we play the game where we try to tangle ourselves together by holding hands. (and yeah... I held hands with a guy.) Then we walk to the mosque. We go sabvo a few boys to play charades. Very tired liao... Then we walk to the main police station. But by the time we got there the race ended. All that walking for nothing...

There wasn't much to the third day except for assembly, which we have to wear tie. (Learned how to tie a tie fron youtube the night before...) The forth day was also kinda boring. Orientation end so e=we did some intro to some of the teachers who just met us.

It was't until the fifth day I talked to the guy beside me. He just wanted to borrow an eraser and his name is Wei Quan. Y' know, he kinda reminds me of Ryan although I think Wei Quan is taller... Imagine how I look sitting next to him. The following days are all lessons, except for CCA bazzar. I was forced by my mum to choose Infocomm or drama. I chose Infocomm. I spent most of my time playing with the rusty lock under my desk between lessons. (I dunno how it got there...)

Skip until the day before yesterday. Had to stay back to clean the class. I really feel like killing the bastard who left his fooprints on the wall. It took an hour for ten people to get those stuff off. Finally I go eat lunch. The I have to stay back to hear of some misunderstanding among the boys... I need a break. Which is exactly what the school gave me. They are declaring a school holiday on Tues to celebrate O'level results. Finally...


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