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Thursday, December 11, 2008

I'mhere to complain about my life again. ( I could read my books, but this is more fun - boring others with my misery. ) This has got to be the most boring time of the year. Jialin went to camp, nobody asked me out so far... Well she will be back by Sunday, so no worries. But who I am going to insult while she's gone? She's not allowed to bring handphones? Come on! I was planning to send her an insult everyday, at least until I become bored and find someone else... I mean Jialin is so fun to insult!

Oh, and Abrahan Lincoln is also getting pervy. First he crawl up my shorts and into my shirt. What a ticklish sensation ... And then I let him out of his cage for some exercise, he actually chewed on a BRA!!! WTF?! This is weird. But then I should be glad he didn't spend too much time on the bra... ( He prefers pants. For some reason I think he's gay. )

Nothing intresting happened actually. Sheesh. No one seems to be coming for me for sessions. Come on! Don't tell me you rather go to a real psychologist instead of yours truly? What about that one euro discount? What is wrong with you people?! Hey, even without Jialin I seem to be doing well with the insults. Maybe I could drive you people crazy so you would come crawling to me for help. Maybe I will ebven make you bow down to the great me. And I will be rich. I know its not smart of me to tell you about my master plan, but then its just so fun pushing buttons on the keyboard! Hmm... getting addicted to pushing buttons... somethings wrong. I got to give myself therapy. But then how am I going to afford the fee?


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