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Saturday, December 6, 2008

I dun really feel like posting today, but since im so bored, I just anyhow type. So let's continue with the Obama incident. You all noe my sis got a new hamster rite? Guess wad she named named it - Hamster. So its full name is Hamster the Roborovski hamster. Wow. That was the most creative name for a hamster ever. And... My sis is trying to peek at wad im typing rite now. She is like one of the most annoying people I know. Bummer.

So today. I went to Chong Pang to shop for hamster supplies. Had lunch at the hawker centre there. Then, I caught this Perv peeking at me. ( Mostly my legs ) Gross. When I turned aroung to look at him, he gave me the annoying pervy smile. How awkward. He looks like one of those dirty old men you find in Geylang, looking for sexy babes. Wad makes it worse is that he reeks of beer. The weird thing is he had four big bowls of finished fish soup in front of him. Did he stay back while his fellow pervs left for Geylang? ( Maybe he thinks the chicks in Chong Pang are hotter or more vulnerable.) So I SMSed Jialin about this. She said " Maybe ur pretty, even 4 a monkey." I told her shes crazy and she admitted it. Do you know how rare this is ? What kind of bizzare world have I entered? Everythings topsy turvy.

Went to escape theme park last Sat with Rachel, Jialin, Shi Shan and Haoran. It was fun. Got to try the 'Wet 'n Wild' ride for the first. It actually creeped me out at first, especially the 15m drop. Wore a poncho for my first round and went down the first drop. Then there are a few guys shouting ' Happy Birthday!' That was weird. Jialin had two burgers that day. We reached home at 8+ that day all because of Jialin. She kept on riding the Pirate Ship until I had to drag her away. That was when I learnt never to go to the Theme Park with Jialin for the rest cof my very short life.


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