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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Hohoho... Merry Christmas. I already told yall to gimme all ur presents and despite my threat I got nothing... Maybe I should ask yall to gimme all ur ang paos... (That is, if ur not burned to death after I set ur house on fire.) Nvm. Anywayz this CHristmas is kinda boring. ( Although this is the first time I hear people from churhes sing christmas carols. They din really come to my doorstep but I can hear them from far away. I wonder if our christian friends were in it.

Too bad theres no gift exchange this year. But nevermind since im looking forward to next year's ang pao-oranges exchange. That always the best time of the year for most of us (excluding my birthday, of course.) Hope Santa din leave a piece of coal for you. Maybe my sister got the wrong item cuz she got nice stuff and it must have been mixed up with someone else. And Anbraham Lincoln got an extra food today. MAn was he happy! Although I wonder why I just heard a gong sound...

I kinda look forward to being in sec 1 except for the part where I have to wear that giant skirt. I look like those old NTUC casheir auntie who always wear their skirt so high up. I can't believe im taking Sing To the Dawn for literature! I din even watch the movie and I noe it sucks. It only got 1 star and the storyline is so educational and you know how I feel about education. Other than those two, I guess its ok... To bad Jialin hAS TO GO BACK has to go back on 30 Dec for oerientation... Usually they only do it when school starts.


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