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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hey guys... How's ur PSLE results? I'm like just 1 aggregate point away from an additional $100 reward. Sianz...
Score: 259. (There goes my plans to hide in the Amazon rainforest.) Nevermind. Since I'm training 2 be a psychologist, U can come 2 me if u feel bad about ur results. V. cheap. Onli 1999 euros/session. (No guaranteed results.) Who else can U go to for amateur level help besides me? 1 euro discount for first session. What are u waiting for? Call 999 now!

Goin 2 a few open houses 2moro... Hopefully the school won't be too far away. I want my sleep. (That's why I argued with my parents that insufficient rest will affect my concentration. Hope it works) In fact, I feel like sleeping now. zzz... Nice soft bed.

So when I go 2 a new school, maybe I'll find a few... well more... gloomy friends. Not that cheerful ones are bad, but then sometimes they can be kinda annoying. Hopefully the teachers won treat us like babies. Examples:

1. " One silent clap, 3 claps..."
2. " As a good water detective..."

So then... good luck on getting into ur choice school... Good luck 2 u guys on 18 Dec. (u will need it.) Thats all folks! Haha... (Still can't believe a person like Clement could get into Hwa Chong, even via DSA. I wonder how much he got fer PSLE... Now thats somethin 2 think about.)


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